"The Notebook" Muses

So I recently watched "The Notebook", and yes, it is almost 2012.
Here are some things I found interesting.

- true love always begins with parental disapproval
- doing something silly, like staring at traffic lights, will lead to love
- the staff in modern old people's homes are still entirely African-American
- if you annoy, aggravate, and frighten a girl enough, she will eventually go out with you
- all intimidating fathers have mustaches
- attempting to reverse your lovers dementia by reading her a book will lead to sudden death
- all real love involves writing letters
- long shots of birds flying in the distance is a reliable default ending
- a sudden rain storm is a definite per-cursor to sex (see poster)

Please leave a comment and feel free to enlighten the world with your own personal muses!